My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life
a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????
I HATE BOYS
jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf:
remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge
the actual reason greyback bit remus:
the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen