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99problemsandtheyreallbroadway:

jobacks:

So, my point is, if you play basketball, you’re gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you’re gonna end up in my mom’s refrigerator.

I used to laugh at this until I realized I became this

(Source: sharoncrters, via theatremusicbookworm)

upperleadworth:

proudwinchesters:

but aren’t these the same garden??….?

once again it is time to play “is the bbc just cheap or does this mean something”

(via clevereleven)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via birdsofabutton)

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

(via dollyriot)

n0ell333:

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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im dying

(Source: dafthappiness, via elphabaoftheopera)

WiFi:

connected

Me:

then fucking act like it

itshardtobeyoung:

Dont even try to deny the fact that this was the best kitchen in the entire world and still is.

itshardtobeyoung:

Dont even try to deny the fact that this was the best kitchen in the entire world and still is.

(via fasterfuture)

makojaeger:

artdetails

Tughra (Official Signature) of Sultan Suleiman. Istanbul, Turkey. c. 1555-1560. Ink, opaque watercolor, and gold on paper.

(via birdsofabutton)

I’m just going to keep complaining about packing until I’m done… also can’t find my sleeping short YARGH!!!

songofages:

ten-and-donna:

bitchjerkcassbuttidjits:

How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like

"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"

"WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"

And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?

"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"

"I fucking live here."

Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.

(via theatremusicbookworm)

savingpltravers:

                  The World Premiere of Mary Poppins:
Saving Mr. Banks vs. Reality (August the 27th, 1964)

(via theighthalfblood)

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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(Source: littlexiutie, via theatremusicbookworm)

I hate when I’m getting all my ducks in a row when BAM! Brown duck when all my ducks were supposed to be yellow.

(Source: margahery, via clevereleven)

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

(via samandriel)