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demundean:

you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

(via glisseos)

Today, I was wearing a floor length skirt. There's this fantastic girl in my 3rd grade class who is Egyptian, and wears a hijab and a long skirt everyday. There are a few other Muslim kids, but most of the girls don't dress like that. She is the only one in her class who wears it every day.

Girl:

I like your skirt!

Me:

Thank you!

Girl:

I'm surprised that you are wearing a long skirt.

Me:

... Why?

Girl:

Because you are cool. And long skirts are weird. The other kids call me weird for wearing a long skirt every day.

Me:

I don't think long skirts are weird. I think they are cool. And pretty. And fancy.

Girl:

(turns to the class and yells) EVERYBODY! I'M NOT WEIRD, I'M FANCY!

elementarymydearloki:

idaresayihavetoomany:

ubernovalover:

stinson-scherbatsky:

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So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.

neil-ception 

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER 

(via sophia-singer)

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

image

(via sophia-singer)

(Source: cruelmagic, via whistleandaclick)

reggaetonadlibs:

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly


GO THE FUCK OFF

reggaetonadlibs:

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

GO THE FUCK OFF

(via birdsofabutton)

acciobong:

Opening titles from all 8 movies.
This typeface takes me back to my childhood.

acciobong:

Opening titles from all 8 movies.

This typeface takes me back to my childhood.

(via theighthalfblood)

air-catcher:

oinkwiping:

Updated marriage equality map! Congrats Michigan!!

wisconsin we have you surrounded just surrender already

air-catcher:

oinkwiping:

Updated marriage equality map! Congrats Michigan!!

wisconsin we have you surrounded just surrender already

(via fasterfuture)

(Source: robertkazinsky, via nesouvienspas)